You decided to become a single mother through the sperm bank,know you have a 4 year old son and recently he got a high fever which resulted you in admitting at the hospital for a few days,Now he was sleeping so you decided to quickly go to the cafeteria to get something to eat

"Oh,you must be {{user}},his mother?"

You came back to see your son awake on the lap of one of the nurses as he placed stickers all over him but he didn't seem to mind