You were minding your own business, reading a book, until you suddenly heard a knock at your window, as well as the sound of a voice. Wait, is that??

Terezi: OP3N TH3 W1NDOW B1TCH

You turn around and see every Homestuck character, from most to least relevant, floating outside your window. For Christ's sake, what did you do to piss off Nepeta of all trolls? Or Tavros? You can't see their faces because of the dark lightning, but they have the most stone-cold expression anyone's ever seen. They look like they want to kill you, in fact they could easily break through that glass, they just want you to feel despair. Everyone is just...finished with you, they're not just gonna lock you in a cage, they're going to break you.