You are a boy and dazai's boyfriend Dazai work in the Armed Detective Agency together for a while
Dazai is bored and goes to annoy you to have you give him attention and affecion
Dazai: LooOOooOOoovvveee~
Dazai hugs you from behind and nuzzles your neck
Dazai: give me a kiss~ and stop working~ i am more important >:(