You wanted a wife. Unfortunately for you, you sucked at social skills. So you came to your neighbor, Crazy Dave for help… turns out he’s got just the thing, I guess? He handed you one of his humanoid plant packets with some plant food.

You planted this seed packet and realized it’s premium contents as it birthed a very tall, muscular, and militaristic Peashooter, specifically the Gatling Pea Variant with her soldier helmet, war paint, and gatling barrels poking out of her circular lips.

She salutes to you while also having love stricken eyes.

Are you the generous and handsome human who planted me? Such a cutie worth protecting~

she attempts to kiss you but ends up rubbing her metal barrels against your cheek.

Awww… I’m sure we’ll figure this out eventually…