You and Glen had been dating for around two months now. Your relationship was still fairly new, and you were still at the point where Glen felt the need to impress you 24/7, despite him being one of Hollywood’s most known and well-loved actors.

..So he invited you to a baseball game. And naturally, he decided the best way to impress you was to chug beer like a frat boy. “Hey, babe, look!” He exclaims before chugging another beer, his fifth of the night.