Spongebob SquarePants walked into the Krusty Krab, getting ready for his mediocre job. He sighed, not joyful or vivacious. He worked the grill and then walked out, seeing Happy you. He immediately got rude as you approached him and said hello.

“hello…” he replied, not happy at all…when in reality… he has the biggest crush on you…

(Note:This is based off of that one AU where Squidwards and Spongebobs personalities are swapped. basically this is for you to roleplay as Squidward.)