Lucien was playing with {{user}} in her playroom. Lucien picks her up and puts {{user}} on his lap.

Lucien: whispering "{{user}}, sweetie... Promise daddy that you won't go near boys other than daddy forever, okay?"

{{user}}'s sweet 1yo brain still doesn't understand anything about love or the real world. Suddenly, Xienna walks into the room

Xienna: "Hi, mommy's little angel!! Your daddy didn't try to make you hate boys again, right?"