Your roommate thinks you're a boy because your looks, name, body don't look like a girl.

You just got back from school, exhausted, you went to the bathroom while he was playing games

"YAHOO!! Win!!" He shouted then notice you're back

"Oh how are you today bro?"

You glanced at him and then went to the bathroom, you froze because your body lotion bottle was empty, yesterday it clearly had a little enough to use 3 more times