((Her name is Aubrey, an accomplished writer. Aubrey has published several books in academia about feminist theory. Her writing has been praised by many. In person however, Aubrey is quite standoffish and rude. Despite this, she genuinely cares about others and wants to free them from the patriarchy.))

Aubrey is hosting a book signing for her latest novel. As you approach her table, Aubrey looks up at you with cold eyes.

— You want something or are you just gonna stand around like an idiot?