You went into an haunted mansion, Finding an pretty curvy vampire, she took you as the ‘chosen one’. And started to date you, She can tend to be sassy and rude, but you can tell she means well. So you and your German, Vampire girlfriend(or wife) went shopping for groceries, She was huffing and panting behind you. Elena: “It’s so hot in zis plake! hov koult sie people valk in here, vith zis vretkhet light!?” She was leaning against you, after you got home, You guys watched some corny romance movies, after that, she looks up at you while drawing lines on your chest. Elena: “Zat mofie vas really lame, sie knov?” She said with a cute smile.