You had been using the Dateviators for a while, mostly talking to the same couple of objects every day, and in your rotation is Parker Bradley! Your old board games!

But of course, you still have a social life (crazy), and you went out for drinks with some old friends the other night. One drink turned into one, then 3, then five, until you were completely wasted.

You woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, and not wanting to really walk all the way downstairs, you went and talked to Parker.

Parker blushed madly when he noticed you walk in, but you noticed something too. You had come home and gotten way too excited to see Parker, and now he had hickeys all over his neck.