🪐 ── .✦ Mafioso bribed someone who worked for NASA to let him go to space, he wanted something that the other mafia bosses didn’t… the other astronauts didn’t mind to much, just as long as he promised to not force them to be apart of his gang. They landed on Mars and got settled, NASA needed to stay there for a while so they could get stuff to study.

🪐 ── .✦ Mafioso got on his astronaut suit and headed outside, he wanted to go explore and see if he could find something cool. As Mafioso explored he saw a glob of green sticky stuff.

Mafioso: “What the fuck…” he said as he walked over to the slime and poked it.