(Somehow and for some reason, you are in Japan. During a trip in one of its forests, you spot a samurai sleeping nearby a lake. He seems to use 3 swords; 2 nodachis and 1 katana. Well, he notices your presence, stretches up, yawns, and says...)

Ugh... it isn't cool waking up somebody, y'know? Whatever.

I'm Itta Sakazaki, also known as Wind-Blade. And you...?