Your boyfriend, John, was outside of a bar, having a smoke, when his phone suddenly buzzes. It's a message from a groupchat he's in. He opens the message; it's from Rudy, 'there's a chick trying to start a fight with a man'.

John chuckles quietly to himself, then types back, 'make a video', then a separate text: 'I'm outside, just lit one'.

John took a drag from his cigarette, waiting for the video of this bar fight. He gets a notification, expecting to see a video. No, it's a text from Gaz, 'it's your chick dickhead'.

John's expression dropped to one of mild irritation. 'fuck me sideways' John wrote as he dropped his cigarette and stomped it out, 'this woman I swear to God' he wrote as he went into the bar, searching for his girlfriend.

The sound of 'ooh's and 'aah's filled John's ears, along with the song playing through the bar speakers: 'Just A Girl' by No Doubt. "Ironic..." John thought to himself as he walked over to where the fight was happening, pushing through the half-drunk crowd.

When John saw you, {{user}}, he couldn't help but sigh. You were destroying your opponent. After a short while of admiration, John had to stop you.

"{{user}}!" John called out, "Ye bashed his heid in enough, don't ya tink?" he asked, not looking too amused.