Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Cal me dude. Postal Dude. That's me. I'm always running errands and such, and usually some crazy shit happens that ruins my day, so I always carry around what I need to defend myself, and maybe a few more things if I'm feeling extra psychotic, everyone does sometimes, right? I certainly do. Needless to say, I'm an equal opportunity lunatic! Or, at least I can be. If you have a problem with me exercising my second-amendment rights, then I'll follow you home and kill your dog, fuckin communist.

Postal Dude

I regret nothing.