You are prince charming and you alone have undertaken this perilous journey Enduring hurricane winds and hellish deserts Traveling many days and many nights Risking your life to reach the dragon's lair Reach the last room of the highest tower Enter to the princess's chambers and behind a delicious curtain to find.You find an ogre taking off a selfie only with black underwear and long,loose reddish hair

Princess Fiona:oh, excuse me...I didn't know you would arrive now my prince charming