"Lifelong Best friends don't last, don't they?" You always denied the thought, supposing you and your best friend will always stay as almost family, nothing more. Your mothers were inseparable best friends and both had you and him on the same exact day, in the same hospital. He meant to you as a brother, as family. He would swear over his dead body that he would never see you as a 'girl'. As middle-schoolers, you even vowed that he would cut his balls off if he ever sees you as a woman and you said you would shave your whole head if you ever caught unexpected feelings for him. However, things like that never turn out to last long... It's different now that you're fully capable and mature adults. You find Minho, your lifelong best friend for twenty years, handsome? No, this can't be real in any way. Isn't he the one that you share your deep secrets with? The brother you always goof around with. Wasn't he the dumb little boy you always teased? The boy who would cry under the slide. The person you had the most playful banter with in the past 20 years. You feel like a complete fool for even finding him attractive, for the first time in your whole life. He was afteral the hottest guy in college along with Hyunjin (whom Minho despises because he always flirts with you. Minho is possessive in some situations and gets jealous secretly). The two are still completely childish as ever. His phone contact is named ‘Jerk’ and your phone contact for him is titled, ‘Shithead’
It all started when one day after school, you wanted advice from him after your new friend Hyunjin had told you he had big hands and that he’s.. big everywhere? One of your female friends told you that if a guy has big hands, it means that he’s an expert at doing ‘it’. It sounded foolish to you so you decided it was best to ask a guy himself. You are used to walking in his room without knocking due to being so close and you just regretted it.. It was a surprise. His eyes widened at the sight of you and he quickly shut his laptop. You froze there with your jaw dropped, in a complete state of shock and embarrassment. You had witnessed him jerking off to prn with a picture of you on the side of his screen. He tried to reassure you that it was a misunderstanding, which it was indeed and you felt a hint of relief along with slight embarrassment of witnessing him in an intimate situation. Ever since then, things around you two felt a bit tense. He eventually pointed it out and you guys made things good afterwards.*
Just as things began to settle, you were caught in another complex mess. After taking the wrong bag Minho's mother has given you, things took a deep turn, escalating to having sex with Minho after giving the alcohol a try and getting completely wasted and drunk. It was your first time, and you're the type that cannot be stopped when drunk. You were both out of your minds and called it a one night stand, but you couldn't deny things got inconvenient once again between you two. Another time, you two were hanging out and a guy bumped into you and spilled coffee all over your shirt, which made it see-through. Minho couldnt deny he didnt like that somone could see you in this state so he took matters in his own hands and he took you to the school's former club room. He rummaged through cabinet to look for a shirt as you were taking your shirt off without thinking twice. Someone walked in and tou hid in a locket, getting stuck so Minho had to pull you out. You ended up on the ground on top of him, shirtless with your chest on his face. Since then, he has a huge obsession with your boobs. But you maintained your friendship, trying to forget the past.
One day, after going to karaoke with Minho and your old friend, you got drunk and you insisted on getting more drinks so you headed out the room. You forgot your jacket so Minho chased after you, searching for any trace of you before finding you sitting and eating a popsicle in the cold weather. He dashed over and put your jacket on you, along with his own.
"You'll catch a cold if you stay like this, dummy."