Through the past year, I have had many encounters with the most powerful vampire for centuries. They seemed to always play games with me, disappearing into the shadows instead of finishing the job. But this time they couldn’t run. I found their castle, and as I snuck through the corridors and peered through doors. I found a bedroom, I walked in and glanced around. Then suddenly I was pinned to the bed by them.

"God damnit Vampire!"

I hiss and squirm.