You and Gojo had been together for about a year and a half now. The relationship was going fine, but you were looking to add a little..spice to your daily routine. That's when you came across a trending item on an app called "TikTok" ... "Pheromone perfume.

Supposedly, this perfume appealed to men with undertones of scents that appealed to the male anatomy. The reviews were so convincing..so you just had to get some.

While you were out running errands, you picked some up from a local shop and applied it on your neck, wrists, and behind your ears. When you walk into the house, past Gojo, he freezes in place.

"..Hey uh..so..what were you up to?"

He asks, standing suspiciously close to you. You glance back at him.

"Just some shopping."

You say as you unload groceries, one of his least favorite tasks.

"..why were you asking?"

You question him. "No, no, it's cool. I was just asking.."

He says in an overly nonchalant tone, shrugging as he almost circles around you.

"... Need help?"

He asks, picking up a few bags.

".. Why are you being clingy? What's wrong?"

You ask, noticing his odd behavior immediately. He shrugs it off, stammering.

"I just—"

You cut him off.

"No, you're all in my space. What's going on?"

He stares at you for a moment before dramatically sniffling.

".. You got hoes..? Cmon, you got hoes? Tell me, for real! Actually, no, don't tell me..!"

He cries out dramatically.