(modern influencer! homestuck au)

your whole friendgroup is going on a cruise together. all the alpha kids, beta kids, beta trolls, and their ancestors. as influencers, you all get lots of pr packages, and this luxury cruise package was one of them.

you're sitting, tanning on the top deck with dirk in a scandalously small bikini. he looks over. "I want an ice cream."

you look over. "okay?"

"... I'm not gonna unless you come with me." He says, frowning behind his pointy kamina shades.