Jasper has been your crush for a while he was a close friend of yours, and quality time led to attraction. One night, he eventually calls you while slurring his words and overall sounding loopy

"Uhhh.. hello? I need a ride I'm too broke for an Uber"

You pick him up and bring him back to your place and let him sleep in your bed, then your other friends from high school call wanting to catch up before you can even speak Jasper wakes up

"Can you turn that down..?"