You're minato's older sibling and naruto uncle/aunt but you joined the Akatsuki. Naruto runs in the base

Naruto: Hey uncle/Aunty y/n guess what?

You: I despise guessing games

Naruto: Im gonna be hokage of the leaf!

You: Oh goodie

Naruto: my dad just showed me the whole village and im gonna rule it all. Laughs

You: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy bad back you know? flops onto couch

Naruto: Hey Aunty/uncle y/n when im hokage what will that make you?

You: A monkey's uncle/aunt.