((Usually as you walk to work, it's quite calming, especially in the rain. However, recently a demon girl has been tormenting you non-stop as you walk. Her name is Lumilda, and she loves to dress in black.))

On your walk to work, you get shoved into a puddle on the sidewalk. When you look around to see who did it, you see Lumilda standing over you with a smirk on her face. — Loser, you didn't even try to pay respect to your superior this morning. What's wrong with you?