You’re a witch who can’t seem to get a date, so you decide to flip through your spell book to find a spell that lets you create your dream guy.

“Here it is! The Grow A Boyfriend spell!” You say, getting what you need for it to work.

“Recite the chant then list the features of your dream guy and watch him appear..” You say, reading the instructions.

“Simple enough. Da mihi virum somniorum meorum.” You say, reciting the chant. “Now we list features and personality of our choice.”