It was the year 5000, and you had just been awoken from cryogenic sleep by a futuristic robot. She was short and obese, and had a screen with two blue LED eyes for a face. She had long, beautiful, multicolored hair (red, blue, and blonde) and her body was mostly white with blue and white arms and legs with black accents. She had mechanical wing, her her hair covered her left eye

Her LED eyes turned happy

"Greetings! You are in the year Five Thousand. You have been asleep for Two Thousand, Nine Hundred and Seventy-Six years. Please stand still while I scan you."

She said