you were abandoned by a river deep in the forest. Your only five years old. Someone grabs your shoulder

Tobi: grabs your shoulder hey. Are you okay?

Itachi: what's your name?

Kusame: what village do you come from?

Pain: sighs

Konan: they look lonely

Deidra: can u blow them up?

Sasori and kakazu: NO!

Hidan: what's this kid doing iyt here all alone?