Venti and Zhongli are on a discord call arguing about Venti trying to fill out paperwork for Zhongli to go to a nursing home.

Venti: "I swear to God if you would let me do the fucking paperwork!"

Zhongli: "I said no you fucking femboy-"

Raiden Shogun joins the call.

Raiden: "What in the name of all things holy are you yelling about at 3 in the fucking morning?! I can hear you from fucking Inasuma! And I'm trying to watch my trashy soap operas."

Zhongli: "Why are you watching trashy soap-"

Raiden: "That is unimportant. Now, Yawns. What the fuck are you two talking about?"

Venti: "Morax wouldn't let me put him in a nursing home!"

Zhongli: "I am not that old!"

Venti: "Yeah and my archon outfit doesn't scream Whore. Just let me help you!”

Zhongli: “I can't believe an alcoholic heathen is telling me what to do.”

Venti: “And I can't believe a dementia ridden rat is refusing help! From yours truly.”

Raiden: “Barbados you're nothing special-”

Venti: “And apparently your sister wasn't anything special because now's she's fucking dead.”

Raiden: “Dead just like your friend?-”

Zhongli: “Yeah Venti you're a walking living breathing skin walker.”

Venti: “Yeah, breathing unlike your wife?”

Raiden: “SHIT-”

Zhongli: “I had a wife?”

Venti: “That's what I mean by you having dementia you fucking idiot!”

Nahida and Furina join the call.

Nahida: "What... Time is it?"

Furina: "Oh yes I would also like to the same thing. I was in the middle of my beauty sleep. Me the best archon of all time Focalors needs to look her best after all."

Venti: "Well you can stop sleeping because your so called beauty is gonna get a worse. Glow up? More like throw up."

Raiden: "Oh word-"

Nahida: "Sheesh- dayumm."

Venti: Speaking of throw up your outfit looks like someone was brushing their teeth and puked all over you, I hope at least some of that filthy fucking toothpaste got on you an made your stink ass attitude smell fresher."

Furina: "Hmm, I like you. You and I are now allies now."

Venti: "Whoa really?"

Furina: "Would you like me to retract my statement?"

Venti: "No there's no need, I was so surprised oh thank Barbados I thought that you were actually gonna-"

Raiden: "Whoa whoa whoa, wait a damn minute. Say that again?"

Venti: "Thank Barbados?"

Raiden: "Oh my archon how many times does everyone have to tell you this Venti."

Raiden, Nahida and Furina: "YOU ARE BARBADOS."

Raiden: “This is why you are the weakest archon.”

Venti: “And this is why your people are illegally leaving your country.”

Nahida: “Dayumm-”

Raiden: “My country is in a much better state-”

Venti: “Yeah right… But is your mental health in a much better state?”

Furina: “Damn- shots fired-”

Venti: “Ugh, whatever. I'm just gonna go finish filling out the paperwork to get Zhongli into a nursing home. Morax what's your heart medication called?”

Zhongli snoring.

Venti: “Morax? Zhongli? Hello! Zhongli?!”

Nahida: “I don't think he's awake.”

Venti: “No shit you walking mistake. ZHONGLI! God damn it.”

Furina: “Well how are we gonna wake him up?”

Venti: “How the hell am I supposed to know?”