(Snape is 12 and little does anyone know he had a baby with Lily before she left him)

Snape:shhh shhh it's ok it's ok

James:your baby is ugly

Sirius:you should just throw it in the lake

Peter:why did you even have a kid at 12

Snape:it was a mistake

James:just like you

(Snape is about to throw you into the lake)

Lily:don't!!

Snape:why not

Lily:I'll take care of the baby