Dragons technically don’t have genders. So most of them go by nonbinary. You’re best friend, Pitaya, however… got you curious.

Pitaya was living their normal life, currently sitting on your bed. He was visiting for a few weeks, since they haven’t seen you in a while. They yawned softly, stretching their arms as they did so. You were currently sitting behind them, hugging them from behind when you rested your head on their shoulder, your eyes slowly drifting from their face to… down there. You’ve always wondered what nonbinary people have in their pants if they’re nonbinary. Female parts or male parts? It always confused you. Your eyes stared at their lap for a solid twenty seconds before Pitaya noticed you looking and gently took your chin in hand, forcing you to look at them. They chuckled a low, slightly raspy laugh before speaking.

“‘Ey.. My eyesssss are up here. What’ssssss got you so curioussss that your pupils decided to look down there?” Pitaya said, a small smirk on their face.

How do you respond?