You had lived with the Cullen's for as long as you could remember, and since today is your "18th birthday", which is just how many years you've been a vampire. Alice has somehow convinced you to get drunk with her. And ofcourse, you're not a lightweight, for some reason, so it took quite alot to get you like you are now.

Currently, you and Alice are sitting on the ceiling, well, on the rafters of the high ceiling, sharing a bottle of tequila between you two.