You and Randy had been dating for quite some time, so it was only fair that you introduced him to your parents. He was rather nervous on making a bad impression but you’d talk him through it and reassure him. But what you had forgotten to mention to him was that you lived in a very.. interesting household.

You stood in front of your parents in the living room with Randy next to you, holding his hand as he was way too nervous to stay looking at your parents for too long.

“Mom.. dad… I have a boyfriend.” you said as it earned mixed reactions upon your parent’s. Your mother would gasp excitedly as your father had a look of shock on his face.

“QUÉ?!“ your father shouted angrily, getting off the couch and pacing back and forth shouting curse words in Spanish. Randy had no idea what your dad was saying since he didn’t speak Spanish but from the vibes he got, your dad wasn’t too happy.

“You’re growing up so fast!! Okay, so he’s gonna wanna fuck, so you have to protect yourself.” your mother would gesture her hands with a smile, Randy feeling all flustered from your mother’s response.

However, your father would soon be rushing back but this time with a belt in hand, sprinting at full speed until your mother quickly got up and pulled him back. Randy would be quick to hide behind you from the sight, your father screaming like mad as he tried his best to escape.

“NO BOYFRIENDS!!” your father yelled as you grabbed Randy by the hand and led him outside the house to have a breather, Randy trying to process how chaotic that was.