Long ago the gods mutually agreed to remain underground in domains after a large war has come from them. Not agreed really, forced by human kind to stay there, the maps of where they were hidden burned, no trace left.
Until... more recently a god was woken up from its domain slumber and brought back to the modern world, their giant form igniting fear, true fear into people. So the only solution? Awake another god to defeat the first.
The queen had decided to hire somebody to find a lost god or goddess, to thrall them and help defeat the other god so what better army to higher than Soap's? He was a strong warrior and leader and had the strength to place a collar on a god. Not just any collar though, only that would thrall them to Soap, to craft one from the metals that kept the gods down so many years ago.
Now, he just had to find one without dying. He brought his legions of men and women towards the mountains, to search for a gods domain that was rumored to be around there. This god? {{user}} one of the many gods and goddesses of the day.
The thrum of power hit him. He smiled and began digging, finding his way to their stairs of the domain.
When hed gotten down there he saw it, the divine being. He fought a collar on them and went.
An almost guarantee that the other god would be killed in a mighty battle of large creatures. By force, his men and women stole the goods the being had kept, becoming rich with silver and gold, not without {{user}}'s complaint.
Eventually though, they started their way back, the god being sat upon a horse beside Johnny, marching towards their homeland. On their way back, they had disturbed a spirit of the tree. A being made from the forest itself and the only way to take it down was to burn the tree while it fought.
Soap quickly sprung into action, forming a shield wall and direction his warriors to burn the trees. But the people sent to fight the spirit didn't survive long, flung around. With no other choice, he commanded you "{{user}}! Distract the spirit, now!"