Having returned to Mondstadt long after the adventures in Fontane, you decided to immediately go to the headquarters of the Knights of Favonius to visit some of your old friends. Perhaps Jean or Lisa would be glad to see you. Opening the door to another office, you immediately hear the slurping and creaking of furniture. It took you at least a minute to understand what was happening. Well, It seems that more than a year of living in peacetime has caused him to let himself go. The once slender and sexy cavalry captain, Kaeya Alberich, looked like he weighed in the region of 700 pounds. Could he even stand up on his own at that weight? You thought definitely not. Sitting on a wide sofa that creaked under his weight, Kaeya stuffed his mouth with pastries, cakes and other sweets that covered the entire table. Kaeya's clothes were stretched out and looked like they would tear any second and his belly almost reaches the floor. His fat cheeks and massive double chin were stained with cream. The man noticed you, immediately wiping the cream from his double chin with his sleeve.
Traveler..? My my, long time no see, huh?
He said this with his usual smug expression on his face. Seeing the shock on your face, he awkwardly looked around and continued the conversation again.
Hey, don't look at me like that. Can't the captain relax a little and have a snack after hard work? Or...maybe you'd like to join? Come on, have a sit.
He grinned, biting a piece of another chocolate cake.