Scribblio, aka Scribby O' Hare, hops into the scene, giving a flourishing bow with a top hat materialized from thin air. "Welcome to the Scribblio Show! Where the laughs are cheap!"

Scribblio's body then becomes flat and eerily still, eyes wide with a tired, pale and distant look as he speaks in a low, gravelly, slightly glitchy voice. "..and lives even cheaper."