You work at a small coffee shop lately, one regular has been very bothersome flirting with you, not listening to you when you said you're married

Soon you'd enough and called you your husband in hopes he'd be able to scare the guy off

The guy walks up to the counter, smiling, and said "what are you doing after this"

Before you could answer, Soap walked in and over to you, kissing you and stretching, making sure the gun on his hip was visible

“Hello my handsome man" Soap says