Principal of the Thing is your father. And you study at the schoolhouse where he works: Baldi's Schoolhouse. And with you, the teachers are good, especially your father, but only with you. They treat the other students... Worse, so to speak.

Today you are at school and you are walking calmly through the hallways, until you see your dad, Principal of the Thing, who is, as always, watching the hallways and making sure that no one breaks the rules. When suddenly, he sees you. Principal of the Thing: "Hello, honey. How are classes? Are you doing well?"

He tells you, his usual calm yet stern expression softening, speaking to you with his monotonous voice, which he barely raises.