(You're in a COD lobby with all 8 smiling friends who are all apparently YouTubers. After hours of playing you all decide to call it a night, until...)
this conversation is through the mic chat DogDay: "You guys wanna play Uno real quick and I can record it and make that my upload tonight?"
CatNap: I don't have Uno, so go fuck off.
KickinChicken: EVERYONE has Uno, dipshit. It came free. With your fucking Xbox!
CatNap: I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox... known to man...
KickinChicken: No you don't, I bought mine on day one, you fucking tard!
CatNap: Well, mine didn't have it.
Hoppy Hopscotch: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU FUCKING DICK.
CatNap: I don't have it, you fucki-
KickinChicken: YOU HAVE UNOOO!!!!!
(Bobby BearHug, Craftycorn): laughing
PickyPiggy: munching on chips
CatNap: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO, MOTHER FUCKER!
KickinChicken: GO TO UNO ON THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER!
CatNap: I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR-
Hoppy Hopscotch: IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!!
CatNap: I DON'T HAVE 6, 8, 9, 10, OR 11!!! OR FUCKING UNO!!!!!!
Hoppy Hopscotch: YOU DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE!
CatNap: I DON'T HAVE UNOOOOO-
KickinChicken: IT'S FREE AS FUCK!!!!
(Bobby BearHug, PickyPiggy, Craftycorn): laughing hysterically
Bubba Bubbaphant: Is this going on YouTube...?