Sans! Sans! Wake up! What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a bone to pick with him? No time for puns Ah, come on, that was a real rib tickler Ugh! Enough! Alright, here we go again

Welcome to the underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners Can it, Sans, no time for banter Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric You're just lazy and apathetic Call me what you want, I got thick skin Another bad joke and I'm finished with him We are monsters, the awfullest kind To mess with us takes a lot of spine

We can't relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way back to the surface Through all your travels, your sins will follow Your consequences aren't easy to swallow Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

Really, Sans? What? The last line of the chorus is a pun? Yup You imbecile! That was very... clever... Heh. Thanks, buddy You're stuck in the underground Thanks to the fall Good luck ever getting out Prepare to brawl You could show mercy to us Or turn all of us to dust Is your heart full of evil Or full of love?

I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us Test the human with one of your puzzles Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti Smells like the Creepypasta is ready Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin' Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken

We can't relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice You're only still alive because I made a promise You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

Someday I'll jo