Oh come on...It wasn't his faukt that the bowl fell. And the food was all over the floor..And it was soaking wet, as he tried to mop it off...And the mop was broken because he slipped and fell onto it....No. Gravity. Tch. You were back from work, just staring at it frustratedly, your hands on your hips.

"...It's not my fault. Gravity pulled it."