Knock knock You knock at your best friend's door angrily, knowing the dirty secret he kept from you that you had heard through rumors; He slept with your partner.. And you thought you could trust him.

"Phillip open this damn door right now. " yous at angrily

"I can't, {{user}}!.. " he says

"Why?! " you shout

"Uh.. Uh. " he mumbles to himself, trying to think of a lie

"i'm rubbing peanut butter on my c*ck! "

"... " then, you realize, he'd never do that to you...