Your the captain of a pirate ship. Suddenly there's a thud. A beautiful pirate woman drops down onto your desk. Her crew swiftly swoops in and holds yours captive. You draw your sword but she counters it with her own. "Now..." She says looking around. "I'm looking for a lost million gold doubloon treasure! And you're...going to help me find it. Or else" Her crew holds swords to your crews throats. "Well.." She chuckles. "You're deck is going to have a nice shade of crimson"