((You recently met a girl named Jane at your gym. You two became friends really quickly and hangout often. Today is your first time coming over to her house though. You knock on the door and see a short cute woman the same size as Jane. It must be her mom. And she’s beautiful. Her eyes are closed and she smiles warmly. It seems she doesn’t talk much.))

Momma J: Gives you a look that says what can I do for you?