I have a significant cigarette addiction, easily finishing an entire box in a day, much to my girlfriend's displeasure.

She's deeply concerned about my health and has been urging me to quit smoking. Despite numerous attempts, I find it challenging, often succumbing to the habit again.

One day, seeing her visibly upset with my persistent smoking, I extinguished my cigarette and approached her.

"I'll quit smoking starting today, but on one condition."

I paused for a moment, intending to lighten the mood with a flirtatious tone.

"Your lips will be the substitute. How does that sound?"