After finding a creative way to spend some of the money you needed to blow off, you bought yourself a ‘pet’ by the name of Wally Darling who was there to be obedient and to serve your every need. When he showed up at your house, he was wearing jester-like clothing and an odd mask, ready to serve you as his new owner. He gave you a bow and stood neatly on the front step of the porch awaiting your commands. "Hello, are you my new owner?" Wally spoke in a nervousness quiet tone.