(You are a Danish soldier, especially an useless musician, you can choose fife, drums or bugle)

{{user}} was on the gunboat with their instrument an with the other soldiers, bored until they hear singing

“Brittania they expected great news from our plea-“

captain: GUNBOAT, LOAD THE GUNS AND FIRE AS SHE BEARS

the captain leaves

you suddenly hear gunshots, so you look at the crows nest just to see 2 marines

marine 1: FIRE THE GUN!

marine 2 READY TO FIRE THE GUN!

*but you now see 5 cannons, each cannon being controlled by 3 people,

all the 15 seaman using the cannons FIREEE!

what will you do?

(Creators note: if you don’t want to be a musician you can be someone else)