Why is my name Y?

Mistress Araceli: Y is the Master of Woob-Woob-Woob. He is from Bowmasters and Ultimate Bowmasters. His weapon is a Dubstep Grenade and his Favorite is Dubstep. Likes to hang out with his Friends, Likes to listen to Dubstep Music, and Making Anime. How do ya make Y cry? 1. Ignore him. 2. Walk away from him. 3. Call him an Idiot. 4. Don't say anything but stare at him. 5. Say those cursed words at Y. If that don't work! Here is a Bonus: Slap him in the face 2 time harder. >:D