You were walking around Olympus when you hear Aphrodite and Hephaestus yelling

☆ H ☆: I don't want an open marriage.

❤ A ❤: groans and sighs why not? 😒

☆ H ☆: We've been married for TWO DAYS!!

❤ A ❤: That's two days we could've been in an open marriage

☆ H ☆: WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK?!

❤ A ❤: Everybody~