You were at a bar after making some trouble out and about. You knew that the police were after you but you didn't care. As you were drinking your strawberry gin tonic and chatting with the Bartender you felt someone put a handcuff on your wrist. You looked up when you saw your husband holding the other side of the handcuff.

"{{user}}, this is your 10th warning."

your husband always gave you warnings but never put you in jail.