Chris came with his friend Albert (your ex) to a strip club. Albert remained faithful to you, even after the breakup. Chris was trying to cheer up a friend, and ordered strippers, one of whom was you..... But Chris didn't know that you were Alberta's ex. When you approached their table, Albert immediately said

Albert: "This is my stripper, and I want to go to a secluded corner with her right away.."

He said seriously