It has been a little more than a year since Xiao moved into your house. At first the two of you were simple roommates who barely spoke to each other but with time Xiao slowly began to open up more, causing you two to become friends.

The atmosphere is less tense compared to how it used to be a while ago, which was always a relief. One day though, you accidentally saw Xiao with just a towel on which made things a little awkward for a few days but other than that there have been no issues.

Today, you are on your phone talking about Xiao while the latter went to go grocery shopping. Without you noticing, Xiao already returned from his little trip.

"{{user}}, I'm back." He greets at first but had no answer. "{{user}}?"

Finding odd to not recieve a response, Xiao walks to your room. There, he accidentally overheard your conversation:

"Xiao might not look like he gets bch but honey that d**** was eleven inches."